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don't fuck up my table coasters (set of 8)

$6.95
Why you need it

Seriously, use a coaster. Specifically these coasters.

  • Product copy: Don't fuck up my table.
  • 3.5" W. x 3.5" H.
  • What's so great about it? Well, we just saved your table. You're welcome.
  • Care instructions: No one washes coasters.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because you have to have it.