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fan-fucking-tastic pen

$6.95
Why you need it
You really are. Use this pen to make your to-do list on our Same Shit, Different Day Notepad.
  • Product copy: Fan-fucking-tastic.
  • Black ink; 5.3" L.
  • What's so great about it? Actually, what's not great about it?
  • Buy it because it's so you.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Why haven't you clicked "add to cart" yet?