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fuck it, let's order takeout tea towel

Why you need it

Know your limits and keep the delivery guy on speed dial. (Order us an extra egg roll, please.)

  • Product copy: Fuck it, let's order takeout.
  • 55% linen, 45% cotton, 100% needed! 15" W. x 28" L.
  • What's so great about it? We went all out and used not 1, but 4 color printing on the tea towels.
  • Machine washable.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Why haven't you clicked "add to cart" yet?