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trust me, i'm literate pen

Why you need it

This is fun to pull out during important meetings. It's also good for signing contracts and other legal documents. Hey, can we borrow your pen?

  • Product copy: Trust me, I'm literate.
  • Black ink; 5.3" L.
  • What's so great about it? Actually, what's not great about it?
  • Buy it because it's so you.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Why haven't you clicked "add to cart" yet?