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trust me, i'm literate pen

$6.95
Why you need it

This is fun to pull out during important meetings. It's also good for signing contracts and other legal documents. Hey, can we borrow your pen?

  • Product copy: Trust me, I'm literate.
  • Black ink; 5.3" L.
  • What's so great about it? Actually, what's not great about it?
  • Buy it because it's so you.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Why haven't you clicked "add to cart" yet?