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give you a boner our anniversary card

$5.95
Front
I hope I still give you a boner when we're 80.
Inside
Or you know, some sort of tingling sensation. Happy Anniversary
Why you need it

Keep the romance alive, whether you're celebrating your 1st anniversary or 50 blissful years. Buy it because it's true - and by the way - Happy Anniversary, guys!

  • Letterpressed. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because it's true.