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murder your exes our anniversary card

$5.95
Front
After all this time, I still wouldn't mind if all of your exes were magically murdered.
Inside
That's love. Happy Anniversary
Why you need it
No alibi necessary when magic is involved. If you want the sweet card, too, see Life Thing Our Anniversary Card.
  • Hand-lettered and letterpressed. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because it's true.