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asshole baby shower card

$3.95
Front
I want my gift back if your baby turns out to be an asshole.
Inside
(Congratulations.)
Why you need it
Pressure's on! Hope your friends are up for the ultimate parenting challenge. Send this snarky baby shower card to make them laugh. If you also want to send them a nice card - having a kid is a pretty big milestone, after all - see Spoil Your Kid Rotten Baby Shower Card.
  • Hand-lettered. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it to make them laugh.