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from your penis to all of our hearts baby card

$5.95
Front
From your penis to your vagina to all of our hearts.
Inside
Congratulations
Why you need it
Thank you, fifth grade health class, for this important lesson. For a sweeter option, see Sweet Cheeks Baby Card.
  • Hand-lettered and letterpressed. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it to make them laugh.