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from your penis to all of our hearts baby card

From your penis to your vagina to all of our hearts.
Why you need it
Thank you, fifth grade health class, for this important lesson. For a sweeter option, see Sweet Cheeks Baby Card.
  • Hand-lettered and letterpressed. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it to make them laugh.