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Fine Wine Birthday Card

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aged like a fine ass wine birthday card

$5.95
Front
Aged like a fine ass wine.
Inside
Happy Birthday
Why you need it
Refined as ever, this is a much nicer compliment than "cougar" or "MILF." Cheers to your friend's birthday and your shared sense of humor. 
  • Letterpressed
  • Envelope and seal included
  • Buy it because they're awesome