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aging avocados birthday card

$4.95
Front
Everything gets better with age. Except avocados, which are precisely the right age for 2.5 seconds, then immediately rot.
Inside
Happy Birthday
Why you need it

Also bananas. But everything (and everyone) else! Send this birthday card to your friend who just keeps getting better year after year.

  • Metallic silkscreen. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because it's true.