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Avocados Birthday Card

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aging avocados birthday card

Everything gets better with age. Except avocados, which are precisely the right age for 2.5 seconds, then immediately rot.
Happy Birthday
Why you need it
Also bananas. But everything (and everyone) else! Send this birthday card to your friend who just keeps getting better year after year.
  • Metallic silkscreen
  • Envelope and seal included
  • Buy it because it's true