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allowed to touch romantic birthday card

$4.95
Front
For your birthday, you’re allowed to touch me anywhere.
Inside
Except my feet. I will fucking kill you.
Why you need it

Permission granted. Threat noted. Let the birthday games begin.

  • Hand-lettered with silkscreen. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it to make them laugh.