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Bears Kill You Birthday Card

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bears will kill you birthday card

$3.95
Front
Happy Birthday! What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
Inside
Except bears. Bears will kill you.
Why you need it
Hey, it could always be worse. Send this somewhat inspiring birthday message as a reminder.
  • Straight up paper and ink
  • Envelope and seal included
  • Buy it because it's true