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buttery nipples birthday card

$5.95
Front
4 Red-Headed Sluts, 3 Buttery Nipples, and 5 Blow Jobs
Inside
Are those shots, or things we're guaranteed to see tonight?
Why you need it

Either way, sounds like a party. Let the birthday games begin. Cheers!

  • Letterpressed. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it to make them laugh.