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candy candy candy birthday card

$3.95
Front
“Candy, Candy, Candy!” the kids chanted. They didn’t realize the piñata was full of notes that said, “Eat healthier, assholes.”
Inside
Happy Birthday
Why you need it

Not all birthday surprises are good. Buy it to make them laugh!

  • Straight up paper and ink. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because it's funny.