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Candy Candy Candy Birthday Card

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candy candy candy birthday card

“Candy, Candy, Candy!” the kids chanted. They didn’t realize the piñata was full of notes that said, “Eat healthier, assholes.”
Happy Birthday
Why you need it
Not all birthday surprises are good. Buy it to make them laugh!
  • Straight up paper and ink
  • Envelope and seal included
  • Buy it because it's funny