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category 5 shit storm birthday card

$3.95
Front
This one’s been a Category 5 shit storm.
Inside
Here's wishing you better days ahead. Happy Birthday
Why you need it

Maybe it's been a tough time or a rough year. Send them better-day wishes for their birthday and the year ahead.

  • Hand-lettered. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because they deserve it.