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dirty words birthday card

$5.95
Front
Words that sound dirty but aren't: Ballcock Angina Blowhole Kumquat
Inside
Happy Birthday, Manhole Woodpecker Uranus.
Why you need it

See also: Cul de sac, seamen, and cum laude. This birthday card brings out the 12-year-old boy in all of us. Come on…it's just funny!

  • Letterpressed. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it to make them laugh.