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goddamn peace and quiet birthday card

Hoping this year blesses you with some goddamn peace and quiet.
Happy Birthday
Why you need it

Whispering "Happy Birthday" to all the crazy-busy moms, dads, and anyone else out there who may be overwhelmed (or just looking for 5 seconds to themselves). This one's for you.

  • Letterpressed. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because it's true.