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Peace And Quiet Birthday Card

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goddamn peace and quiet birthday card

$5.95
Front
Hoping this year blesses you with some goddamn peace and quiet.
Inside
Happy Birthday
Why you need it
Whispering "Happy Birthday" to all the crazy-busy moms, dads, and anyone else out there who may be overwhelmed (or just looking for 5 seconds to themselves). This one's for you.
  • Letterpressed
  • Envelope and seal included
  • Buy it because it's true