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lying about age birthday card

$4.95
Front
It’s not considered lying about your age if you honestly can’t remember it.
Inside
Happy Birthday
Why you need it

No one's calling anyone old here. And since we're being honest, we all stopped counting after we turned 21, anyway. Buy it to make them laugh…and because it's true.

  • Metallic silkscreen. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because it's true.