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normal fucking childhood birthday card

$4.95
Front
If you were turning seven, you’d probably be getting a brand new iPad for your birthday.
Inside
But you got a bike when you turned seven because you lived a normal fucking childhood. Wishing you the happiest of birthdays.
Why you need it

Ah, the good ol' days…before you joined the "kids these days" age group. Buy it because it's sad but true.

  • Metallic silkscreen. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because it's true.