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quit doing shit you hate birthday card

This year, quit doing shit you hate.
Happy Birthday
Why you need it

Give it to them straight: Here's to new beginnings, better days, and more time spent doing stuff they actually want to do. (They're so lucky to have a great friend like you.)

  • Metallic silkscreen. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because you care.