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save the sea turtles birthday card

May none of your birthday balloons fly away, land in the ocean, and suffocate a pure, innocent sea turtle.
Happy Birthday
Why you need it

No one wants that on their conscience. Skip the balloons and send this birthday card to make them laugh.

  • Letterpressed. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because it's funny.