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Sea Turtle Birthday Card

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save the sea turtles birthday card

$5.95
Front
May none of your birthday balloons fly away, land in the ocean, and suffocate a pure, innocent sea turtle.
Inside
Happy Birthday
Why you need it
No one wants that on their conscience. Skip the balloons and send this birthday card to make them laugh.
  • Letterpressed. Envelope and seal included
  • Buy it because it's funny