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"scaring the children" older birthday card

You're getting older. But not like “scaring the children” older or “what's that smell?” older.
For now. Happy Birthday
Why you need it

Reassure your friend, family, or older sibling there's still time before they really need to worry. Not much, but some.

  • Straight up paper and ink. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it to make them laugh.