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shitty presents birthday card

$3.95
Front
Blank.
Inside
May all your shitty presents come with receipts. Happy Birthday
Why you need it

Maybe they'll get cash back. Send some hope (and some laughs) on their birthday.

  • Straight up paper and ink. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it to make them laugh.