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too old for drugs birthday card

$5.95
Front
You’re definitely too old for drugs.
Inside
Happy Birthday
Why you need it
The party's over. Buy this birthday card for the grown-ups in your life. If you want to be nicer about them aging, see Cheers To Your Years Birthday Card.
  • Letterpressed. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it to make them laugh.