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We Could Have Romantic Birthday Card

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we could have sex romantic birthday card

$5.95
Front
For your birthday, we could have sex.
Inside
Or we could cook pizza pockets and watch TV. Your pick.
Why you need it

Decisions, decisions…this is your life now. (And it's a really good one with this person by your side.) Buy this romantic birthday card to keep them laughing after all these years.

  • Letterpressed. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it to make them laugh.