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who the fuck cares about butterflies birthday card


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If birthdays were like butterflies, you’d be…
Oh, who the fuck cares, you'd still be old. Happy Birthday
Why you need it

Honestly, if birthdays were like butterflies, we'd all be dead before we celebrated our first year. It's an ugly truth. But you're not calling them ugly, just old. Anyway, send this birthday card to make them laugh.

  • Straight up paper and ink. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it to make them laugh.