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Mozart Birthday Card

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winning birthday card

Mozart created his first symphony at age 8. Steve Jobs founded Apple at 21. Alexander the Great conquered the world when he was 32.
But they're all dead, so who's the winner now? Happy Birthday
Why you need it

Suck it, Overachievers. Send this birthday card to your mediocre friend or sibling and make them feel pretty good about life.

  • Hand-lettered with silkscreen. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because they're awesome.