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you came out of a vagina today birthday card

$4.95
Front
You came out of a vagina today and tonight you’ll try to get back into one.
Inside
Happy Birthday
Why you need it
Good luck with that. If you need the PG-13 option, see Dirty Words Birthday Card.
  • Metallic silkscreen. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because it's funny.