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chocolate or poop mother's day card

$4.95
Front
Motherhood is really just questioning whether something is chocolate or poop on a daily basis.
Inside
Happy Mother's Day
Why you need it

Our advice? Unless it's individually wrapped, just assume the latter and don't chance it.

  • Straight up paper and ink.¬†Envelope and seal included.
  • Buy it because it's true.
  • Free standard shipping.