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do not consent christmas card from pet

$4.95
Front
I do not consent to costumes of any sort.
Inside
Merry Christmas
Why you need it

Just so we're clear, that means no antlers, ugly Christmas sweaters, or jingle bells? (Asking for a friend.)

  • Straight up paper and ink. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it from your pet.