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empty threats christmas card

Don't make me text Santa…and other empty threats I tell my children.
Merry Christmas
Why you need it
He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He absolutely finds out when your kid's being a jerk. Send this to all your mom friends for a good laugh.
  • Letterpressed. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because it's funny.