empty threats christmas card
FrontDon't make me text Santa…and other empty threats I tell my children.
Why you need itHe sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He absolutely finds out when your kid's being a jerk. Send this to all your mom friends for a good laugh.
- Letterpressed. Envelope and seal included.
- Free standard shipping.
- Buy it because it's funny.