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empty threats christmas card

$4.95
Front
Don't make me text Santa…and other empty threats I tell my children.
Inside
Merry Christmas
Why you need it
He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He absolutely finds out when your kid's being a jerk. Send this to all your mom friends for a good laugh.
  • Letterpressed
  • Envelope and seal included
  • Buy it because it's funny