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midnight mass christmas card

$4.95
Front
Midnight mass is fun, but have you tried vodka?
Inside
Merry Christmas
Why you need it
Nothing says "Happy Birthday, Jesus" like an overcrowded pew and that kid from high school you want to avoid at all costs. But, tis the season. Sing a few carols now and plan on an adult beverage later in one of our oh & no shot glasses.
  • Straight up paper and ink. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because it's funny.