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you're such a badass congrats card

You’re such a badass that you would rather die of thirst than drink from the cup of mediocrity.
Why you need it

It's not easy being this badass. Whether it was a one-and-done push to victory, or a celebration long in the making, they earned it. Celebrate accordingly.

  • Straight up paper and ink. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because they're awesome.