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choking in the starbucks line just funny card

Dear Diary, Today a woman started choking in the line at Starbucks. It was so scary, but thankfully someone opened another register.
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Why you need it

All's well that ends well. Buy it for the friend who shares your dark humor and caffeine addiction.

  • Straight up paper and ink. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it to make them laugh.