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gift in my pants romantic mother's day card

$4.95
Front
Happy Mother's Day
Inside
I've got a gift for you. It's in my pants. It's my privates.
Why you need it

Give her what she really wants this Mother's Day…the bedroom all to herself and a bottle of wine on the nightstand.

  • Straight up paper and ink. Envelope and seal included.
  • Buy it to make her laugh.
  • Free standard shipping.