gift in my pants romantic mother's day card
FrontHappy Mother's Day
InsideI've got a gift for you. It's in my pants. It's my privates.
Why you need it
Give her what she really wants this Mother's Day…the bedroom all to herself and a bottle of wine on the nightstand.
- Straight up paper and ink. Envelope and seal included.
- Buy it to make her laugh.
- Free standard shipping.