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bring booze holiday card

$4.95
Front
You bring the booze. I’ll bring the other booze.
Inside
Happy Holidays
Why you need it
Glad everyone's in agreement here. Pour yourself another as the whole family gathers 'round to shout about politics.
  • Straight up paper and ink. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because it's true.