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made my family disappear holiday card

I made my family disappear!
Hope all your holiday wishes come true.
Why you need it

Spoiler alert: They'll be back on Christmas morning. In the meantime, eat junk food, watch rubbish, and enjoy the alone time.

  • Straight up paper and ink. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because it's funny.