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toddlers are assholes just funny card

Although frowned upon, it’s not illegal to call a toddler an asshole.
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Why you need it

For any parent, babysitter, or adult who has been personally victimized, know that there's hope…and karma.

  • Straight up paper and ink. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it to make them laugh.