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why they're called an ex breakup support card

$5.95
Front
Remember why they’re called an “ex”: Because calling them extra-heartless-selfish-douchebag-poser-turdface-infection doesn’t quite flow off the tongue.
Inside
Hang in there.
Why you need it
They may deserve to be called all of it, but they definitely don't deserve that much time or thought anymore.
  • Letterpressed. Envelope and seal included
  • Buy it because you care