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why they're called an ex breakup support card

Remember why they’re called an “ex”: Because calling them extra-heartless-selfish-douchebag-poser-turdface-infection doesn’t quite flow off the tongue.
Hang in there.
Why you need it

They may deserve to be called all of it, but they definitely don't deserve that much time or thought anymore.

  • Letterpressed. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because you care.