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alcohol fact valentine's day card

$4.95
Front
Fact No. 214: It is estimated that a quarter of life's pleasurable moments involve alcohol in some capacity.
Inside
Happy Valentine's Day
Why you need it

It's a rough estimate, but another 25% involve cheese.

  • Straight up paper and ink. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because it's true.