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alcohol fact valentine's day card

$4.95

Only 3 left in stock!

Front
Fact No. 214: It is estimated that a quarter of life's pleasurable moments involve alcohol in some capacity.
Inside
Happy Valentine's Day
Why you need it
It's a rough estimate, but another 25% involve cheese.
  • Straight up paper and ink
  • Envelope and seal included
  • Buy it because it's true