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carnations valentine's day card

$4.95
Front
She looked at the bouquet of carnations and knew immediately he would not be coming home with her tonight.
Inside
Blank inside.
Why you need it

Maybe he can redeem himself with chocolate, dinner, and champagne. Do not waste that great outfit.

  • Straight up paper and ink. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because it's funny.