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have you tried vodka valentine's day card

$5.95
Front
Candy hearts are fun, but have you tried vodka?
Inside
Happy Valentine's Day
Why you need it

Vodka's actually a great chaser for that chalky candy shit. Please drink responsibly.

  • Foil and ink. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because it's funny.