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strange diets valentine's day card

$4.95
Front
I love you for letting me force you into strange diets I read about on the Internet.
Inside
Happy Valentine's Day
Why you need it

Whole30, keto, the grape detox…These are all terrible ideas. Love's a beautiful thing, though. So is frozen pizza.

  • Straight up paper and ink. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because it's true.