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eyes spewing happiness wedding card

I don't like to call it crying. It's my eyes spewing happiness.
Happy Wedding Day
Why you need it

No worries, we always spew happiness at weddings, too. Wish the couple well with this wedding card. (They've been warned about the waterworks.)

  • Hand-lettered. Envelope and seal included.
  • Free standard shipping.
  • Buy it because it's funny.